Michael Scott: Wow! Thirty years. And you two only met once before the wedding night?
Kelly's Dad: Yes.
Michael Scott: Wow.
Kelly's Dad: How long have you been married to the cheerleader?
Michael Scott: Oh, she's not a cheerleader! She thought this was a costume party. No, we're not married. Yet.
Kelly's Mom: She is very fair.
Michael Scott: She is very fair. Very fair and very kind. So, tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die, she has to throw herself on a fire? No, okay. It's still very cool. Okay, thanks.