Quote from Ryan in Initiation
Dwight K. Schrute: Brain teaser. I have two coins, totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they? Ryan: A dime and a nickel. Dwight K. Schrute: No. I said one of them is not a nickel. Ryan: But the other one is. I've heard that before. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, "There is no way I can operate on this boy", Ryan: "Because he's my son." The doctor is the boy's mother. Dwight K. Schrute: A man is found hanging from the ceiling- Ryan: He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted. Dwight K. Schrute: A hunter- Ryan: It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.