Michael Scott: Hey, hi, hello, everybody. I have some good news and I have some bad news. I am being replaced as your leader by Dwight.
Phyllis: You're kidding.
Michael Scott: You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that.
Angela: Congratulations, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you, Angela.
Stanley: But, why Dwight?
Michael Scott: Because Dwight never lies.
Stanley: How does that qualify him to run a branch?
Michael Scott: Because that's all it takes. Okay, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody about loyalty?