Quote from Pam in Michael's Birthday
Jim: Oh, I dare you to make an announcement. Pam: You dare me? How old are you? Jim: Just quit stalling. Pam: [over P.A.] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner. Jim: Such a dork. Pam: [over P.A.] Jim Halpert, price check on fabric softener. The kind with the cute- Store Employee: Ma'am, please don't touch that. That is not a toy. Pam: Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Jim: How old are you? Pam: I hate you.