Jim: Oh, I dare you to make an announcement.
Pam: You dare me? How old are you?
Jim: Just quit stalling.
Pam: [over P.A.] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.
Jim: Such a dork.
Pam: [over P.A.] Jim Halpert, price check on fabric softener. The kind with the cute-
Store Employee: Ma'am, please don't touch that. That is not a toy.
Pam: Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
Jim: How old are you?
Pam: I hate you.