Michael Scott: Look, it doesn't matter what you say, it just matters that you're saying something that people care about. You know? All right, here we go. Watch this. Attention, everybody! Attention, please! I have some very great news from corporate. We had a wonderful quarter. And as a result, all of you are getting bonuses for $1,000.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah!
Michael Scott: Congratulations.
Pam: Unbelievable.
Oscar: It's great.
Pam: Wow.
Michael Scott: You see that? You see how they responded to me? That's amazing. In that moment, I had them.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is so great about the bonus.
Michael Scott: No, no, it's not true. I was just talking.