Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what is going on here?
Michael Scott: Nothing.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, really, nothing? Fact. You are drinking grape soda, you never drink grape soda. Fact. You are talking to Jim, you never talk to Jim.
Michael Scott: Fact. I love grape soda, I always have. Fact. Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, so what is the secret, Michael?
Michael Scott: Um...
Jim: I I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation. And he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that true?
Michael Scott: Um... I- I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you, Michael. I know you're telling the truth.