Kevin: Can you hop?
Michael Scott: [on speaker phone] I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall, and now my elbow has a protuberance. No one wants to pick me up?
Dwight K. Schrute: What is going on? What is going on?
Pam: Michael is "sick" and he wants one of us to rescue him.
Michael Scott: I'm not sick! I'm-
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm coming, Michael! I'm gonna save you!
Michael Scott: Don't! Is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay! Hold on, Michael, I am coming! Wait there!
Michael Scott: I don't want Dwight!