Quote from Michael Scott in Performance Review
Michael Scott: I'm a little confused because first it's, like, all kissy-kissy and then it's, like, all regret because, "Oh, I regret that. But, wait, I'm still gonna call you. But we're just gonna talk business, and I may come down there and fire you if you don't do your job. But what were we talking about when we first kissed? Business."