Michael Scott: Whoa. That's my Drakkar Noir.
Ryan: No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.
Michael Scott: No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.
Ryan: Well, it's empty.
Michael Scott: Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [applies some] There, now you may throw it out.