Michael Scott: You know what? Actually I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um. Oh, where's that? Oh, okay. Here's a good one. "Hey, Meredith, Liz Taylor called. She wants her age back and her divorces back." 'cause Meredith's been divorced, like, twice. Is that right?
Meredith: You're right. You're right. Yes.
Michael Scott: Divorce. Um. Oh, okay. "Meredith is so old"-
Oscar: How old is she?
Michael Scott: If everybody could do it? "Meredith is so old"
All: How old is she?
Michael Scott: "She's so old she went into an antiques store and they kept her." That wasn't even mine. I got that off the internet. Website. Don't get mad at me.