Michael Scott Quote #70
Quote from Michael Scott in The Alliance
Michael Scott: You know what? Actually I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um. Oh, where's that? Oh, okay. Here's a good one. "Hey, Meredith, Liz Taylor called. She wants her age back and her divorces back." 'cause Meredith's been divorced, like, twice. Is that right?
Meredith: You're right. You're right. Yes.
Michael Scott: Divorce. Um. Oh, okay. "Meredith is so old"-
Oscar: How old is she?
Michael Scott: If everybody could do it? "Meredith is so old"
All: How old is she?
Michael Scott: "She's so old she went into an antiques store and they kept her." That wasn't even mine. I got that off the internet. Website. Don't get mad at me.
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Michael Scott: Why don't you have some of this cake?
Meredith: Uh, I can't.
Michael Scott: Come on. A little bit.
Meredith: I can't eat dairy.
Michael Scott: Oh, right. Too bad. It's so good.
Meredith: It makes me sick.
Michael Scott: You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'cause this is way, way too good.