Quote from Michael Scott in Pilot
Michael Scott: All right, Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library? Jim: I told you. I couldn't close it. So- Michael Scott: So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper? Jim: Actually, you called me in here, but, yeah. Michael Scott: All right. Well, let me show you how it's done. [on the phone:] Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manager. [later:] All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. That was a woman I was talking to. She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so. So that's the way it's done.