Dwight K. Schrute: Well- [Jim enters] No! No! Absolutely not! You are not going. Over my dead body, no. Andy?
Andy: Tunes, I'm really sorry. You're too essential to the operation here, I can't let you go.
Dwight K. Schrute: I wouldn't say that... It's a bit much.
Jim: You know, Dwight, if you didn't want me to go the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. That way I couldn't go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim is essential to th-
Jim: Hold on, just wanna get it on camera. [holds up a cellphone]
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy, Jim is just too... essen...
Jim: Essential.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is stupid! Cut.
Jim: Alright, I'm gonna pack my trunks.
Dwight K. Schrute: He doesn't even want to go.
Jim: Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down, so I think that's gonna make us roommates.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, my God.
Jim: Hey, quick question: Do you shower at night or in the morning? Cause I wanna shower when you're showering. Save some water.