Quote from Robert in The List
Andy: Weird thing. Totally awkward, but you left your notebook on the reception desk. Robert: Great. Thank you. Andy: And it was open. And people saw this. And they're just kinda going nuts and like wondering what it is. Robert: What is this? Andy: It's a photocopy from your notebook. Robert: You read my notebook? And photocopied it. And distributed it. Andy: [laughing] No. They did. And they asked me to ask about it. Robert: Ah, please. [Andy sits down] Here's what it is. It's a doodle. Andy: What? Robert: Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses, penises. Funny how the houses are always colonials and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think? Well, I doodle too, but I'm not an artist. So I draw words and lists. Andy: That is fascinating. And, by the way, I am so glad I asked. People were just sort of- Did you just move my name? Robert: Might as well have been sketching a cube.