Andy: Okay, who would like to purchase this small business package from me right now? Yes, we got one. Okay, the snowball is rolling. Who else? You can put it off for a couple of days, but I guarantee you, eventually you're gonna realize you need this. So the only thing that's gonna be different is you'll be a couple of days behind where you would be if you bought this from me right now. So who's gonna buy one right now?
Older Woman: I'll take one.
Andy: Yes! Awesome! All right, anyone else? [young guy raises hand] Sold! Anybody else? [older guy raises hand] Yes! All right!
Kelly: Yeah, bitch.
Andy: Good choice. The rest of you are dead to me. You made the stupidest decision of your life.
Michael Scott: [quietly] No, no, no.
Andy: But it was a pleasure meeting you, and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime.