Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, so let's go over the plan again.
Michael Scott: Okay. I'm a local business owner. I need to buy paper. I find out everything about their prices and policies.
Dwight K. Schrute: Your fictious name?
Michael Scott: Michael Scarn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Then we meet at Denny's, and we compare notes.
Michael Scott: No. No, I never said Denny's. Ihop.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, I said Denny's. You know how I feel about Ihop.
Michael Scott: Don't start.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you a socialist?
Michael Scott: I don't want to get into this debate again. I enjoy Ihop.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll have a cup of coffee.
Michael Scott: You will have pancakes, and you'll like it.