Quote from Michael Scott in Prince Family Paper
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, so let's go over the plan again. Michael Scott: Okay. I'm a local business owner. I need to buy paper. I find out everything about their prices and policies. Dwight K. Schrute: Your fictious name? Michael Scott: Michael Scarn. Dwight K. Schrute: Good. I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries. Michael Scott: Okay. Dwight K. Schrute: Then we meet at Denny's, and we compare notes. Michael Scott: No. No, I never said Denny's. Ihop. Dwight K. Schrute: No, I said Denny's. You know how I feel about Ihop. Michael Scott: Don't start. Dwight K. Schrute: Are you a socialist? Michael Scott: I don't want to get into this debate again. I enjoy Ihop. Dwight K. Schrute: I'll have a cup of coffee. Michael Scott: You will have pancakes, and you'll like it.