Quote from Michael Scott in The Surplus
Michael Scott: Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand- Hank: I know what a surplus is. Michael Scott: Okay, good. Good. Well, here's the thing. Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier. Other people are complaining about the chairs. Hank: Is that the copier? Michael Scott: It is, yes. Hank: Mmm. Michael Scott: What? Hank: Just thinking. Let me see a chair. Pam: You can try mine. Michael Scott: There we go. Hank: Huh. Not much lumbar support. Michael Scott: Now, everyone, bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes. He is an impartial third party. Hank: On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do. Michael Scott: So the copier. Hank: Let me finish. Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak. Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair. Michael Scott: Well, what should I do? Hank: Let me see the copier again. Michael Scott: All right, get out. Get out.