Quote from Michael Scott in Weight Loss
Michael Scott: No way! Pam Beesly! Hey, everybody, look, Pam! Pam! Say hi! Say hi to Pam. Don't we all look skinny? Almost dropped you. Pam: [on video chat] Can you put me down? I'm getting nauseous. Michael Scott: Pam, I would like you to meet Ronnie. We call her Rice-a-ronnie. She is hilarious. She is wonderful. A beam of light in this dark, dark office. [whispering] Not really so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day. Pam: The nerve. Michael Scott: Oh, calm down, weirdo. It's just a joke. She's such a weirdo! You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam? Is that she can't find those little colored paperclips I like so much. Would you help her find 'em, please? Pam: They're on the supply shelf. Michael Scott: Let's go. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. Let us go. Pam: New York is so exciting. I love my classes. The city's awesome. Uh. Can you give me back to Jim now, please?