Quote from Michael Scott in The Convention
Michael Scott: Did you see Oprah yesterday? Pam: No, I didn't. Michael Scott: I- I'm going to be a father. Pam: What was Oprah about? Michael Scott: Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life, and that really inspired me. So I want you to look into see how much a little Chinese baby would cost. Pam: That's a really big decision. Michael Scott: I know. Pam: Maybe you should wait before you adopt. Michael Scott: Well- Pam: Or not adopt. Michael Scott: Just do it, okay? Pam: Roy's sister looked into it and the application alone costs $1,000. Michael Scott: Well, find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay? Pam: You know, she also said the waiting list is, like, eight months. Michael Scott: Eight months? Pam: Yeah. Michael Scott: I don't even know if I want a baby in eight months. Pam: Probably won't. Michael Scott: You know what, Pam? If in 10 years, I haven't had a baby and you haven't had a baby- Pam: No, Michael. Michael Scott: Twenty years. Pam: No, Michael. Michael Scott: Thirty. Pam: Sure. It's a deal.