Michael Scott: Did you see Oprah yesterday?
Pam: No, I didn't.
Michael Scott: I- I'm going to be a father.
Pam: What was Oprah about?
Michael Scott: Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life, and that really inspired me. So I want you to look into see how much a little Chinese baby would cost.
Pam: That's a really big decision.
Michael Scott: I know.
Pam: Maybe you should wait before you adopt.
Michael Scott: Well-
Pam: Or not adopt.
Michael Scott: Just do it, okay?
Pam: Roy's sister looked into it and the application alone costs $1,000.
Michael Scott: Well, find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?
Pam: You know, she also said the waiting list is, like, eight months.
Michael Scott: Eight months?
Pam: Yeah.
Michael Scott: I don't even know if I want a baby in eight months.
Pam: Probably won't.
Michael Scott: You know what, Pam? If in 10 years, I haven't had a baby and you haven't had a baby-
Pam: No, Michael.
Michael Scott: Twenty years.
Pam: No, Michael.
Michael Scott: Thirty.
Pam: Sure. It's a deal.