Frankie Quote #1866
Quote from Frankie in Thanksgiving IX
Frankie: Um, okay, I'm sorry. I just have to say something. You're bringing over cranberries after you flipped us off?
Jocelyn: Wait, that was you? Oh, we were scared because you were chasing us and honking and driving erratically. We were afraid it was a road-rage thing, what with the way the world is these days.
Frankie: [chuckling] No, we're not road ragers. We're Good Samaritans. We just wanted to see your reaction after we paid your toll.
Jocelyn: What? You didn't pay our toll.
Frankie: We paid it.
Mike: Uh, no, we did. We told the tollbooth guy, "We're paying for us and the car behind us." He didn't tell you?
Jocelyn: No, we just paid him. But that's so sweet of you to pay our toll. Thank you. Sort of restores my faith in mankind.
Frankie: Oh, it's nothing. Happy to do it. We're not in it for the thanks. You got to try my sweet potatoes.
Jocelyn: Oh, okay.
Frankie: [v.o.] I don't know. Maybe there is a lot wrong with the world, but there's a lot right with it, too.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.