Frankie Quote #619
Quote from Frankie in Hecking Order
Frankie: Uh, you don't seem to understand how things work around here, so I'm gonna do you a favor and clear it up for you. I'm in charge... [writes down] So I'm on top. And underneath, Axl, Sue, and Brick. Get it? Okay. Are we all clear?
Sue: Why am I under Axl?
Frankie: It's just a random order.
Sue: It doesn't look random. It looks like you think Axl is above me.
Axl: Only in looks, intelligence, charisma, and personality.
Sue: Ugh.
Brick: What about Dad? I don't see Dad.
Frankie: Fine. "And Dad." Right up there with me, and above you three, who are listed here in a random order.
Axl: That's not right. Dad goes above you.
Frankie: What? Well, no he doesn't.
Brick: That was my understanding.
Sue: Doesn't he?
Frankie: Wait. You think that? You think Dad goes above me?
The Middle Quotes
‘Hecking Order’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!
Quote from Axl
Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] It was my fault, really. I'm the one who had the bright idea of family dinner. Actually, Oprah had the idea in her magazine. Oprah, who doesn't have kids.