Brick Quote #961
Quote from Brick in Thanksgiving IX
Brick: Well, looks like Axl's gonna luck out 'cause our shift's over.
Axl: Great. Let's hit that tip jar and get out of here.
Sue: Okay, Axl, before you get your paws on it, the way it works is we split the tips evenly, and if it doesn't come out even, we rotate who gets the extra penny. [When Sue empties the tip jar, a lone piece of paper falls out]
Axl: Oh, if that's a prayer, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Brick: "Happy Thanks-taking. We took your tips." I'm filled with ire, but I love this guy's handwriting.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.