Axl Quote #234

Quote from Axl in Hecking Order

Sue: But when you're the middle kid, you kinda disappear.
Axl: I'd kill for less attention. You can get away with whatever you want. You fly under the radar.
Sue: But I don't wanna fly under the radar. I just feel like when you're the-
Axl: Block away. [Sue removes her seat belt and ducks down]
Sue: I just feel like as the middle child, people don't see me. It's like sometimes I'm invisible.
Woman: [in passing car] Hey, Ax-man! [horn honks]
Axl: Yeah, you know it! Maybe feeling invisible is a good thing. Like, because you're the middle kid, you want people to notice you. You just keep trying. [Sue sticks her head up] Not yet.
Sue: Okay.
Axl: I mean... If I turtled like that at school, I would've packed it in and made mom homeschool me, but you're weird. You don't give up. It's actually... Kind of almost impressive. You're like this dork optimist.

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Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!

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Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"