Axl Quote #230
Quote from Axl in Hecking Order
Sue: Did you have Ms. Wright for frosh math? Are her tests hard? People say she's the hardest of all the frosh teachers.
Axl: Oh, my God! How do you do it? Every day I think I couldn't possibly like you less.
Sue: Oh, also, I meant to ask you I still have to pick an elective for my free period before frosh math. So many choices! Uh, typing, computer lab, home ec...
Axl: Hey, what about swimming?
Sue: Swimming? I can do that as an elective?
Axl: Oh, yeah. It's a real gateway for getting on the swim team. I mean, I don't know if you're even interested in doing any extracurricular activities, but...
Sue: Swimming. Thanks, Axl. You're a good brother.
Frankie: [v.o.] He wasn't. You see, with the pool here, and Sue's next class way over here, Axl knew there was no way she'd ever make it on time. Let's just say revenge is a dish best served daily between 11:00 and 11:05.
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] It was my fault, really. I'm the one who had the bright idea of family dinner. Actually, Oprah had the idea in her magazine. Oprah, who doesn't have kids.
Quote from Axl
Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"