Quote from Brick in Thanksgiving IX
Brick: If Dad doesn't want to drive, I'll drive. Sue: No, Brick, you're not allowed. Remember the cow incident? Brick: Yeah, but that was a year ago. Frankie: Honey, we would let you, but you have to be 16. Brick: I turned 16 three weeks ago. Frankie: Oh. [sings] Happy birthday to y... Brick: Save it. Come on. Let me drive. Mike: Sorry, buddy. We don't do that on trips. Brick: Yes, we do. Sue got to drive. I don't remember what trip we were on, but I know she got to drive. Axl: I believe that was the one where you made us take a side trip to see your Internet hillbilly girlfriend. Brick: Oh, right! I wonder if she's still single. Anyway, I guess you're right. I don't have to drive. Mom and Dad can just take me everywhere I need to go for the rest of my life.