Brick Quote #963

Quote from Brick in Thanksgiving IX

Brick: If Dad doesn't want to drive, I'll drive.
Sue: No, Brick, you're not allowed. Remember the cow incident?
Brick: Yeah, but that was a year ago.
Frankie: Honey, we would let you, but you have to be 16.
Brick: I turned 16 three weeks ago.
Frankie: Oh. [sings] Happy birthday to y...
Brick: Save it. Come on. Let me drive.
Mike: Sorry, buddy. We don't do that on trips.
Brick: Yes, we do. Sue got to drive. I don't remember what trip we were on, but I know she got to drive.
Axl: I believe that was the one where you made us take a side trip to see your Internet hillbilly girlfriend.
Brick: Oh, right! I wonder if she's still single. Anyway, I guess you're right. I don't have to drive. Mom and Dad can just take me everywhere I need to go for the rest of my life.

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 ‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes

Quote from Brick

Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.

Quote from Frankie

Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.

Quote from Frankie

Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.