Sue: I can't, Brad! When I said we should set each other up, he seemed genuinely excited.
Brad: Oh...
Sue: I'm gonna have to set him up, but with who?!
Brad: Oh, definitely go with a loser. There's this girl in my dorm who's hooked on pharmacy-grade cough syrup. She'll fall asleep right in her Caesar salad, and if she's not sleeping, she'll be stealing from him.
Sue: I can't do that. I have to set him up with someone great. Worst case scenario, they fall in love, get married, live a long, happy life together, she dies peacefully in her sleep, and then I swoop in and date Sean!
And I'll know he's worth the wait because he was faithful to her for 65 years.
Brad: Hm.
Sue: Oh.
Brad: I think you're right, Sue. It's like they say... if you love something, set it up. If it goes on a date and comes back to you, it's meant to be.