Tom: [over bullhorn] Attention, Team B. Please report to the administrative trailer.
Mike: Look, this was just a dumb thing. It's not a big deal. We just have to stop talking about it.
Tom: With all due respect, you should never stop talking about safety. Hello, everyone. Due to Mr. Heck's recent incident, we're gonna take time right now to do a safe-stair drill.
Man: Aw, come on!
Chuck: He can do that?
Tom: Mr. Heck, could you come here? You're gonna help me demonstrate. [Mike sighs] The most important thing to remember... always use the handrails. Now, for your first step, you're gonna want to use your dominant foot. And do not... I repeat, do not ever skip a step. Okay, Mr. Heck, let's see you go up those stairs. Whoa, whoa! Slow down. Nothing is ever so urgent that you can't take the time to be safe. [Mike sighs] Now let's see you do it the correct way coming down. Good. Very good. And you used the handrail for the descent, also. I like that.
Mike: Done here?
Tom: Nope. Not till everyone takes a turn. Let's line it up, boys. Hey, hey, hey, hot-dogger! Whole foot on the step.
Chuck: [jumps to the top step] Oh! You can't tell the Chuck what to do, government man! [laughs] Fight the power! Unh!