Frankie: I'm not mad, I'm hurt.
Mike: Kind of hard to tell the difference.
Frankie: Okay, fine. I'm mad. And I know everybody was kidding about not wanting to live with me.
Axl: I wasn't.
Sue: Axl, that's mean. Mom, if it makes you feel any better, I'd live with you.
Frankie: No, it doesn't make me feel any better. I don't want your pity vote. If I'm not your first choice, forget it. Conversation over. Although I'd love to know what's so great about this guy.
Axl: Well, he's not yelling at us at 9:30 in the morning. [Frankie sighs]
Sue: I think what A... Axl is trying to say is you can get a little excitable.
Frankie: What do you mean I get excitable? I don't get excitable. Am I excitable now? [Sue nods]
Brick: How can I put this? You're a strong cup of coffee.
Frankie: [sighs] So, you want to live with him? He's boring! I bring vim and verve to this family. I'm like a three-ring circus compared to this guy. He's like watching a Jerry Lewis movie and skipping through all the Jerry Lewis parts.
Kids: Who?