Sue: Oh, my gosh. You will never believe what just happened. C-razy story. Well, first there was a little mix-up with the tardy sweep. [chuckling] Mr. Farrar thought I was still in high school. I mean, I was flattered, of course.
Pat: Oh, somebody at the dry-cleaner's once thought I was Marlo Thomas. [both chuckle]
Sue: Anyway, after I fixed the tardy thing, I found out something that is going to blow your mind. Are you ready for this?
Mike: Sue, we don't always need all the build up. Just... You can just say it.
Sue: They weren't planning on having the mascot at homecoming. [chuckles] Like, whaaa?! Apparently being mascot isn't "cool" anymore. So, I will once again be seeing homecoming through the eyes of a giant chicken head. [chuckles] Well, not really through the eyes. I actually see through the beak. Oh, I probably shouldn't say that. [chuckles] It ruins the mystery. Anyway, now I really, really, really cannot get sick.