Axl: Brick, look at this.
Brick: [groans] No way, Axl. I've fallen for that joke too many times.
Axl: No, it's not that. Now she's rock climbing with some bearded dude.
Brick: The kayaking guy?
Axl: No, this is a new one. Look.
Brick: [sighs] Whoa. Damn. Is that his arm? So muscular. I thought it was a leg.
Axl: I know, Brick, I'm freakin' out here. I keep texting her, but she just responds with these one-word answers. I say, uh, "What are you doin' today?" She says, "Nothin'." I say, "You enjoying your summer?" She says, "Ya." "Ya"? What even is that? I blew it, Brick! And now she's dating these action dudes, and I'm in a club in my kitchen! [groans] You know what? I gotta tell her how I feel. That's it. I'm driving to Idaho to get my woman back!
Brick: You can't drive all the way to Idaho. You'll miss Sue's graduation.
Axl: I'll drive fast. I'll put it in my G.P.S. Hmm? Here, this look right to you?
Brick: Oh, Axl, disgusting!
Axl: Never not funny!