Axl: Sue, will you look at this?
Sue: No way, Axl. I have fallen for that joke too many times.
Axl: No, relax, it's not that. It's a picture on Instagram of Devin and some dude.
Sue: Damn. I didn't know you could carry a kayak with one arm.
Axl: Yeah. I know. But if you saw this guy, you'd think he was a total tool, right?
Sue: Yeah, probably. A smokin' hot tool who's kayaking with your girlfriend.
Axl: If she even is my girlfriend.
Sue: What do you mean? How did you leave it over summer?
Axl: [sighs heavily] We didn't say anything. Well, she's cool, okay? I mean, she's not clingy. That's why she's awesome. She's like a guy. We're keepin' it loose. She's cool!
Sue: Okay.
Axl: Fine. What do you think of this picture?
Sue: Ew! Axl, gross!
Axl: [laughs] That is never not funny.