Quote from Mike in Office Hours
Brick: From what Myrtle says about her sister, Edna, once they start, it's a slippery slope till they go. Mike: Hmm. Sue: Oh, my God. That'll be so sad. Dad's gonna fall apart. Mike: I'll be all right. Brick: Yeah, Dad'll be fine. I know some lovely widows that would be all over that action. Axl: He's not going for one of your bitties, Brick. He's gonna have a lot of options. Sue: [gasps] Ooh! Maybe he'll bring in someone to take care of us, and then he'll fall in love with her like Maria in The Sound Of Music. Brick: And, hey, maybe she'll actually be able to cook. Axl: Our bodies would probably go into shock at first, but then it it would be great. [all laugh] Mike: Okay, that's enough. Frankie, even if your mind is totally shot, I promise I'm not marrying anybody. I'm probably just gonna want to date around for a while.