Sean: What do you mean, you don't know who you're dating?
Axl: I don't know, okay? They were both acting like they were dating me. It was weird.
Darrin: Who'd you ask out? That would at least eliminate one.
Axl: I thought I called Courtney, but maybe I called Debbie instead. I just don't know anymore!
Sean: Come on. We can figure this out. Which one seems to like you better?
Axl: I can't tell 'cause they're always together. I mean, I assume I'd go for the blonde, but Debbie's really been riding me lately, so maybe she's my girlfriend.
Darrin: Which one have you been making out with?
Sean: Oh... my... God. Three weeks, you haven't even kissed one? Maybe you're dating Darrin.
Darrin: He could do worse. I'm kind, and I always show up on time.
Axl: I haven't been making out yet 'cause I'm never alone with whoever it is I'm dating! Ugh! Man, I gotta figure this out. Homecoming's this weekend. I can't afford to take both of them.
Sean: Look, just ask the right questions, and the answer will reveal itself.
Axl: Huh. All right.