Frankie: Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day, and I was in the kitchen standing by the sink eating sauerkraut when my water broke, so I called your dad, and he came home and got me, but when we got to the hospital, your dad thought it was ridiculous to pay $10 for parking... So he dropped me off and circled around for a meter, but it took so long, that by the time he got to the delivery room, you were halfway out. So your dad ran in, took one look, and boom! Passed out cold.
Brick: Really?
Frankie: Yeah, that's where he got that little scar on his forehead, which means... He wasn't there to see you being born. He was there to see Sue and Axl take their first breath, But not you, And that's why we never told you. We didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Mike: Sorry, pal.
Brick: I understand.
Frankie: You do? Oh. Wow. Brick, that is really mature of you.
Brick: I am 9. I really like that part about the parking meter. That sounds like Dad.
Frankie: It does.