Frankie: Ms. Barry?
Ms. Barry: [o.s.] Yes?
Frankie: Hi. It's Frankie Heck.
Ms. Barry: [o.s.] [stammers] May I help you?
Frankie: Uh, well, I-I just wanted to explain, um, why my husband Mike never called you back. I mean, I'm sure you have been wondering about it all these years, 'cause clearly you are lovely, and he liked you. He really did. It's just that the timing just wasn't right, because, you see, we met going up to the Indy 500, and, um, well... [sighs] To tell you the truth, um, I slept with him on the second date, which I never really do! But you know, I was a nice girl then... As were you, I mean, obviously, 'cause you didn't put out. And good for you. So I just hope that all of this doesn't make you think differently about my family, because...
Ms. Barry: Frankie. [toilet flushes] I got over your husband a long time ago.
Frankie: [sighs] Thank God. Well, you should count your blessings, because believe me, he really is no picnic to live with. But he's a good dad! Oh, such a great dad.
Ms. Barry: Frankie, I'm not supposed to tell you any information until the report is filed. But you're fine.
Frankie: We are?
Ms. Barry: Do you have any idea the kind of crazy families I see in my job? Trust me, meeting yours was the best part of my week... My month.
Frankie: Really?
Ms. Barry: Really. As soon as I file my report with my supervisor, your case will be officially closed, and then you can go on with your life.
Frankie: [sighs] Oh, thank you. [hugs Ms. Barry] Oh! I'm so sorry to have bothered you. I promise you I will not bother you again.
Frankie: [v.o.] Actually, that was a lie. I couldn't go home without actually seeing it in writing.