Quote from Brick in Thanksgiving IX
Brick: Look, as soon as you get another job, you're gonna quit anyway. Why not just quit now? Axl: I can't get a job unless I have a job. Nobody wants to hire someone who's not working. Sue: But you don't know anything. You keep over-storing the sour cream, which makes it separate back into liquid and powder. Axl: Brick's always stealing the plastic forks! Brick: Mom tells me to do that!