Quote from Pat in The Setup
Pat: Wait, you're getting a washcloth? I think I'd rather have a moist paper towel. Where are my paper towels? Wait, you didn't tell Janet about my incident, did you? Frankie: Mom, you were in the hospital. I had to tell her. Pat: Well, don't bother her anymore. Oh, she's very busy. That Lucy's a genius and takes up a lot of her time. Lucy made a rocket that went 20 feet. Frankie: That doesn't make her a genius. Pat: Jealousy is not a good color on you, Frankie. Frankie: Okay, Mom. I'm gonna go grab that paper towel. Pat: Wait, you don't know how I make it. Frankie: Mom, I think I can run water on a paper towel. I don't need to be as smart as Lucy to figure that out. Pat: Okay. But don't put it directly on your counter 'cause I want it clean.