Axl: [sighs] I'm telling you, take a two-hour bath at least once a day. Nothing like a good, long soak. In other news, I may have clogged your drain. [shudders]
Mike: [sighs] You know what, Axl?
Axl: Dad, I know. I can see the way you've been looking at me ever since I came home. Got something you want to say, but you're holding back. And you don't have to say it. I know. I love you, too, papá. [chuckles] Mwah! Mwah!