Sue: Dad, it's 3:30, and they haven't even gotten to the diplomas yet. Why are so many kids performing? When I graduated, like nine kids did it?
Bill: [to Frankie] Paula made me come up here to get a better video. She's crazy like that. Not as crazy as the parent who made this whole thing happen, am I right? Rumor has it some mom went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Principal Carson: And finally, I'd like to introduce our last act... Troy Tangaroa and Brick Heck. Immediately following their song, we will hand out diplomas... if we have any time left.
Axl: Why'd he look at you when he said that?
Frankie: Shut up.