Quote from Brick in Crushed
Mike: What's with the hat? Brick: Hmm? Oh, uh, I've been thinking, and I do want to do sports. I figured if I get started now, someday I could be a professional baseball man. Mike: Really? Brick: Oh, yeah. I'm passionate about it. I'm just gonna need some equipment... a glove, a bat, a Lenny Dykstra Wheeler Dealer automatic pitching machine with nine-hour battery. It's only $699.99. Mike: Brick, every time we make toast, we take our lives in our hands. We're not giving $700 to a total stranger. Brick: But that's what you're supposed to do. That's what Reverend Hayver says in church. You're supposed to give to the people that are less fortunate than you. Mike: In our defense, they're hard to find.