Marlene: I'm on to you, Mike. I want my share. You tried to cut me out, but you can't. I'm gonna stick to you like pasties on a stripper's boob.
Mike: Look, I know it's not obvious from my palatial surroundings here, but we're barely turning a profit. We're not making money on this. We're putting money into it.
Marlene: You two think I'm an idiot? I seen Dateline. I know about your offshore accounts.
Rusty: How'd she find out about the offshore accounts?
Mike: We don't even have onshore accounts.
Rusty: Look, she's obviously got us. I say we move on to the human hand back scratcher. Now, turn around, and I'm gonna scratch your back with my hand and a piece of wood. You tell me which feels better. I'll hold my hand so it seems dead. It'll be like the Pepsi Challenge but with dead hands. [chuckles] Come on!