Dutch: All right. You want me to say it? You want me to tell these people what really happened? We didn't get on the Cletus Wilson show because just before we were going on the air, this genius tells Cletus he's much fatter than he thought he'd be. Next thing we know, the Lennon sisters are in our spot. You pissed him off, just like you piss everybody off.
Tag: Oh, is that right, Paul? Is that the way it happened, Paul?
Dutch: Don't call me Paul.
Tag: Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.
Dutch: That's it. I'm leaving.
Tag: Oh, you're not leaving, 'cause Mike's leaving. Let's go, Mike.