Mike: Yeah. So, Tag, this isn't another "we should get together every week" thing, is it?
Tag: No, no, this is a one-and-done.
Mike: I like the done part, what do you need?
Tag: Well, here's the deal, Mike. It looks like I'm about to lose my driver's license.
Mike: Oh. Tag, what'd you do?
Tag: Nothing big. Everybody's alive, but the bastards want me to retake my driver's test.
Mike: Oh, I'm with the bastards on this one. What did Pat say?
Tag: Oh, she doesn't know. Don't tell her. I mean, I'm like a God to her.