Quote from Sue in A Quarry Story
Sue: You're not gonna believe this. They're cutting back my hours at Spudsy's. Frankie: What? Why? Sue: Corporate is putting in a "self-fixin's" bar. It's outrageous! Civilians can't do it like us. Do you know how easy it is to overwhelm a potato with scallions? Let me end the suspense for you... very.