Ms. Huff: So, Sue, I called you in because I was going through your records, and I found a little "uh-oh!"
Sue: "Uh-oh"?
Ms. Huff: Yeah. Not to worry. It's nothing. It's just about you not getting into college.
Sue: Uh-oh.
Ms. Huff: Yeah. I'm afraid you're short a P.E. credit to graduate.
Sue: But I shouldn't be short. I did Wrestlerettes. Extracurricular sports count for one credit.
Ms. Huff: Oh, that's right. I forgot you did Wrestlerettes. That would certainly give you your missing credit... if it wasn't a pretend sport.
Sue: What do you mean, "pretend sport"? Why does cheerleading count, but not Wrestlerettes? We do everything they do, and we do it in homemade uniforms in front of confused crowds.