Brick: [sighs] That was the longest day of my life. Which is ironic, seeing as I was only there for 47 minutes.
Frankie: Oh, no. What happened?
Brick: Well, because I missed the first four days of school, I have no idea what we're studying, and neither do the assorted ne'er-do-wells who share the back row with me. My options for gym shorts were either adult large or a youth extra-small. Oh, and I have to play Hitler in the school play.